[Verse 1 - Tim Curry]
I tell you once
I won't tell you twice
You better wise up, Janet Weiss
Your apple pie, don't taste too nice
You better wise up, Janet Weiss

[Verse 2]
I've laid the seed
It should be all you need
You're as sensual as a pencil
Wound up a like an "e" on first string
When we made it, did you hear a bell ring?

[Verse 3]
You got a block
Well, take my advice
You better wise up, Janet Weiss
The transducer will seduce ya
It's something you'll get used to
A mental mind fuck can be nice

[Verse 4]
Planet Schmanet, Janet!
You better wise up, Janet Weiss
You better wise up
Build your thighs up
You better wise up
[Outro - Susan Sarandon]
STOP!