{Planet Schmanet Janet]
[Verse 1]
I'll tell you once, I’ll tell you twice
You better wise up, Janet Weiss
Your apple pie, don't taste too nice
You better wise up, Janet Weiss

[Verse 2]
I've laid the seed, it should be all you need
You’re as sensual, as a pencil
Wound up like an E or first string
When we made it, did you here a bell ring

[Verse 3]
You got a block? Well take my advice
You better wise up, Janet Weiss
The transducer, will seduce ya

[Dialogue, Janet]
My feet, I can't move my feet!

[Dialogue, Dr.Scott]
My wheels, my god I can't move my wheels!

[Dialogue, Brad]
It's as if we've been glued to the spot!
[Dialogue, Frank n Furter]
You are! So quake with fear with fear you tiny fools!

[Dialogue, Janet]
We're trapped!

[Verse 4]
It's something you'll get used to
A mental mind fuck can be nice

[Dialogue, Dr.Scott]
You won’t find Earth people quite the easy mark you imagine
This sonic transducer...it is, I suppose, some kind of
Audio-vibrato- physio-molecular transport device?

[Dialogue, Brad]
You mean!

[Dialogue, Dr.Scott]
Yes, Brad, it’s something we ourselves have been working on for quite some time. But it seems our friend here
Has found a means of perfecting it
A device which is capable of breaking down solid
Matter and then projecting it through space
And, who knows,perhaps even time.. itself!

[Dialogue, Janet]
You mean he's going to send us to another planet?
[Verse 5]
Planet! Schmanet! Janet!
You better wise up, Janet Weiss
You better wise up, build your thighs up
You better wise up

[Dialogue, Criminologist}
And then she yelled!

[Dialogue, Janet]
Stop!

[Planet Hot Dog]
[Verse 1}
Don’t get hot and flustered!
Use a little bit of mustard!

[Verse 2 Brad]
You're a hot dog
But you better not try to hurt her
Frank n Furter

[Verse 3 Dr.Scott]
You're a hot dog
But you'd better not try to hurt her
Frank n Furter
[Dialogue, Janet]
You’re a hot dog--