[Intro: Lord Weeaboo]
Back from the dead baby
Lord Weeaboo!
And I have more swag than ever
(SWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGG)

[Verse: Lord Weeaboo]
Suck my dick
Make it quick
Give it a lick, you little bitch
Rub a dub dub, get your ass in the tub
Lord Weeaboo's back and you're about to get scrubbed
(Swag)
So bend over
Your girl? I drove her
Call me cold, because I'm the Snover
4-5-6 figures, call me "Cober"
I'm scary all year around, not just October
Pokétubers get down, shots all around
WatchMojo in this bitch, making that Top 10 list
(Swag)
I think you forgot that I'm the best
Put you to the test
?
1-2-3, 4-5-6
That's how many times that you're a bitch
(Swag)
1-2-3, 4-5-6
That's how many Nuzlockes that I've missed
I'M THE BEST YOUTUBER THERE IS, MUTHAFUCKA!
(Swag)
I hope you know that shit!
So be sure to hit that bell button if you liked this rap
(Swag)
And I hope I made your ass clap!
[Outro: Lord Weeaboo]
Okay everyone. That was fun and all, but it's time to sit up in your chairs, because it's dinner time, you fucking weeaboos