[KC GREEN, spoken]:
Hey, kids! This is KC Green, and it’s time for the gunshow sing-along show! I hope you all have got your faces ready for this sing-along tune here! Let’s go!

[KC GREEN & TOBY FOX]:
I’m havin’ a baby, and the baby is you
I’m havin’ a baby, and the baby is true
Greetings Andrew Hussie, this is Radiation
How high do you have to be?
(spoken)
Pretty goddamn high. 

[JOHN]:
Havin’ a baby and the baby is you, (is you)
Havin’ a baby, and the baby is true (is truuu-ue)

[DAVE]:
Ohhh, I’m havin’ a baby
And it’s gonna be awesome when I have a baby

[DAVE, spoken]:
Oh my god, it’s happening! I’m havin’ a baby, I’m havin’ this baby right now, all over your face…

[KARKAT, spoken]:
Push! Push!

(cacophony)
[ROSE, spoken]:
I came-

[DAVE, spoken]:
John…it’s beautiful…it’s beautiful, John, you’re a beautiful baby, you’re a beautiful baby…

[JOHN, spoken]: I love being your baby. 

[DAVE, spoken]:
And we all lived happily ever after. 

[ROSE, spoken]:
I came-
I came as fast as I could. 

[TOBY FOX, spoken]:
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[SWEET BRO?, spoken]:
Who would even write this conksuck song, anyway?
IMMIGRANTS?