[Sans, spoken]
Human. Don't you know how to greet a new pal?
Turn around and shake my hand

Pfft, heheheh... ah, the old whoopee cushion in the hand trick. It's always funny

[Sans, sung]
Um, that would be your cue to laugh or emote at all?
Whatever, the name's Sans, nice to meet ya
My brother has been hunting for humans and he
Would love it if you introduced yourself to him

[Papyrus, sung]
BROTHER, WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO WHILE YOU SHOULD BE
DOING YOUR WORK AND NOT BOONDOGGLING!?!?

[Papyrus, spoken]
SANS!!! HAVE YOU FOUND A HUMAN YET!??!

[Sans, spoken]
Yeah

[Papyrus]
REALLY!?!? WOWIE!!! GUESS THAT'S SETTLED!!

[Sans]
Listen, kid. My brother really wants to meet a human. So it'd help a lot if you kept pretending to be one
[Papyrus, sung]
OH MY GOD, BROTHER!
LOOK, IT'S THE HUMAN
THE PUZZLES ARE NOT READY, WHATEVER SHALL WE DO?

HUMAN, IF YOU COULD BE SO KIND
AND NOT MOVE FOR A WHILE
THAT WOULD BE A MAJOR HELP

THAT DOES NOT MEAN TO WALK FORWARD
YOU MUST HAVE MISUNDERSTOOD, BUT THAT IS OKAY!
JUST PLEASE TAKE YOUR TIME GETTING TO THE NEXT ROOM
OTHERWISE IT'S GOING TO BE NO FUN AT ALL

[Papyrus, sung, continuation]
OHO, LOOK! THE HUMAN ARRIVES!
YOU TOOK YOUR TIME, WHAT ON EARTH HAS BEEN OCCUPYING YOU?
WELL NO MATTER, BECAUSE I'VE FOUND A WAY TO CAPTURE YOU
JUST WAIT A MOMENT WHILE I ACTIVATE IT!

AGAIN, YOU DO NOT NEED TO WALK FORWARD
I KNOW YOU'RE EAGER, BUT GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO WAIT!
SO PLEASE BE PATIENT FOR JUST A MOMENT
AND THEN WE SHALL PROCEED TO TRAP YOU IN MY GARAGE!

[Papyrus, spoken]
NOW, LET'S SEE HERE! UH, A FLICK OF THAT SWITCH, A KICK TO THE MACHINE? AND INCESSANT YELLING SHOULD DO THE TRICK!
SANS!!!

[Sans]
Yeah bro?

[Papyrus]
WHY ISN'T THE COLORED TILE MAZE WORKING?

[Sans]
You need to turn it on

[Papyrus]
OH, RIGHT. I KNEW THAT

UH, WHERE DID THE HUMAN GO?

[Sans]
It left

[Papyrus]
AUGH... WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER ANYMORE?

NO! THE GREAT PAPYRUS SHALL NOT BE DEFEATED SO EASILY! NYEH HEH HEH! ...NYEH HEH HEH?

HUFF... PUFF... HUMAN... I... HAVE ANOTHER... PUZZLE... FOR... YOU!!! IT'S CALLED, THE GAUNTLET OF DEADLY TERROR! AND! IT WAS DESIGNED SOLELY BY YOURS TRU-
SANS, THEY JUST WALKED RIGHT PAST IT! THIS ISN'T FAIR! WHY COULDN'T WE HAVE A GOOD HUMAN WHO ENJOYS PUZZLES?

[Sans]
Hey kid, wait up. I need to tell you something

[Sans, sung]
I know what you have been doing here, kiddo
Just want you to know, that if you carry on this way
Or hurt my bro, then you're gonna have a bad timе
So change soon, or prepare for a living hеll

[Sans, spoken]
Don't say I didn't try to warn ya. See ya around, kid...