{{Intro, spoken}}
{Kris}
(It was as if your very SOUL was glowing...)

{Spamton}
NOT!
LET ME SAY
LET ME SAY [Thanks ]
THANKS TO YOUR [Total Jackass Stunts] I HAVE [Becomed] NEO
AND NOW IT'S MY [Mansion]! MY [City]! MY [World]!
SO WHY ARE YOU [Stealing] THE [Fountain]!?
TO SCR-SCRE-SCR-[$!$!] ME OVER RIGHT AT THE [Good part]!?
WHAT ARE YOU, A GAME-[Deal or No Deal!][Gameshow Host]!?

AH, KID, FORGET IT. I'M AN [HonestMan]
I'LL LET YOU [Pay] YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS ONE!!
[Pay]...
WITH YOUR [Rapidly-Shrinking] LIFE!!!

{{Singing, "BIG SHOT"}}
YOUR [Jackassery]
HELPED [Screw over] QUEEN
NOW IT'S MY [City]
THE [Fountain] FLOWS FOR ME
NOW I OWN THE BLACK
I'VE [Smooth taste] THAT YOU LACK
YOU'RE [$!$!] [Under Attack]
TIME TO HIT THE SACK!
[Specil Offer] FROM BEYOND THE VEIL
[Put you] [Under] AND END THE [Tale]
YOU SOLD [Death] TO ALL YOU MET
[Congratulations!!!] YOU'LL PAY YOUR [Debt]
[Our Millionth Visitor!!!] HERE'S YOUR [Prize]
HEY IT'S TIME TO [Super-size]
I'LL THROW IN [TigerPoster], CLICK [Agree]
AND SOON YOUR [Soul] WILL BELONG TO ME!

YOU PICKED UP THE PHONE
CHILLED THEM TO THE BONE
THOSE [Schmucks] STOOD NO CHANCE
WHEN YOU [Wore the pants]
MY FOOT'S IN THE DOOR
[Everything must go!!!]
CHECK OUT [What's in store]
ON THE [Showroom Floor]

[Now's your chance to be a BIG SHOT]
WORDS I LEARNED TO STIR THE POT
THOUGHT YOU WERE MY TICKET UP
YOU TRASHED ME LIKE [Red Solo Cup]
[Now's your chance to be a BIG SHOT]
GOT BUGS IN MY BRAIN, YOU CAN CALL IT BRAINROT!
TOOK MY THRONE BACK FROM THAT [Broad]
TO [Bring down the house of God]
NO
[Hot Singles] LEFT IN TOWN
THAT [Hochi Mama]
FROZE THEIR ASSETS, GAVE ME THE CHANCE
TO BREAK IT DOWN
([Be a BIG SHOT, yeah, break it down])

EV-
-ERYBODY HAS THEIR [Shot]
YOU [Dare] TO [Violate Terms & Conditions]
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!

[Dove In My Dumpster]
TO PURCHASE THE [Ring]
[Call Now! Specil Offer!]
INSANITY SINGS!
I PIERCED THROUGH THE [Hyperlink]
YOU WANT [Freedom Sauce], TOO?
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?! THEY'RE [Steal]ING EVERYTHING!
[No!] [No!] NOOOOOOOO!

YOU WON'T LAST [20 Seconds] WHEN YOU PLAY THIS GAME
I SOLD YOU MY [Commemorative Ring] AND YOU TURNED IT ON ME?! WELL, TIME TO [Pay]
I HELPED A [Little Sponge] SOAK UP THAT JUICE of [Freedom], WHAT A SCAM!
NOW NEO'S BOUTTA TAKE A [Big Shot]
[With the Power of] [SPAM]!
HEAR THE [Pipis] [Cry]
HEAR THE [Pipis] [Fry]
TRY TO HIT [End Call]
YOU'RE TOO FAR ON YOUR [Fall]
ONE WAY TO CANCEL NOW
[Your Ol' Pal Spamton Will] SHOW YOU HOW
KID JUST [Shut] YOUR EYES
YOU JUST GOTTA [Die]

[We're no strangers to] [LOVE]
[You know the rules,] SO WATCH THOSE NUMBERS RISE!
YOU WANT THAT [Sauce] SO BAD?!
BEG TO YOUR [Mom or Dad]
BUT WHEN YOU'RE ALL ALONE
DON'T BLAME ME WHEN YOU FEEL SURPRISED!

TIME TO BE A [BIG SHOT]
IT'S TIME TO BE A [BIG SHOT]

{{TALKING}}
MY ESTEEM CUSTOMER I SEE YOU ARE ATTEMPTING TO DEPLETE MY HP! I'LL ADMIT YOU'VE GOT SOME [Guts] KID! BUT IN A [1 for 1] BATTLE, NEO NEVER LOSES!!! IT'S TIME FOR A LITTLE [Bluelight Specil]
DIDN'T YOU KNOW [Neo] IS FAMOUS FOR ITS HIGH DEFENSE!? NOW...

{{SINGING, "Deal Gone Wrong"}}
ENJOY THE FIR3WORKS, KID!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Towering Defence]
CALL ME [CoolMathGames]
YOUR [Friends] CAN'T HELP YOU
[Oh Boy!] WHAT A [Shame]
[Connections] ARE [Everything]
IN THE WORLD OF [Sales!!!]
LOST YOUR [Tools of the trade], KID?
[EPIC FAIL]

USING [Friends]
NOW THAT'S AN ART!
YOU'RE LOSING [Friends] AND TEARING THEM APART!
YOU CAN'T [Stand] ON YOUR OWN FEET LIKE [Me]
YOU'LL END UP [Paying the Royalty]

YOU CAN JUST [Go ahead and scream!]
YOUR [Voice] WILL RUN OUT EVENTUALLY
WHEN YOU'VE [Used] THEM UP, [Cast] THEM ASIDE
HAVE NO ONE LEFT TO HEAR YOUR [Lovely] CRIES

YOU CAN [Yell] UNTIL THERE'S [No more sound]
NO MORE [Miracles] OR [Magic] TO BE FOUND
THOSE WHO TREAT THEIR [Friends] LIKE TOOLS ON SHELVES
SOON FALL IN THE [Dumpster] THEMSELVES

{{TALKING}}
... HER?
YOU'RE STILL TRYING TO [Use] HER!?
HA HA HA HA!!! YOU THINK SHE CAN [Hear] YOU NOW, MUTTERING HER NAME!?
WHAT'S SHE GONNA DO, MAKE ME AN [Ice Cream]!?

HEY, IS IT COLD IN HERE OR IS IT JUST ME?
HOLY [Cungadero]