[Verse 1]
O come all ye scallywags, sing along with me
For we are the royal trolls, the terrors of the sea!
We pillage and plunder, and we never compromise
We'll sail these raging waters 'till we take our glorious prize!

[Verse 2]
We run from no enemy and we can feel no pain
All of the lower bloods will quake under our reign!
To build metal death machines to do just what we crave
To pummel all the land-lovers until they're in the grave!

[Chorus]
Masters of the tide
The stars shall be our guide
If you're not a royal blood
You'd better run and hide!
Confiscate the crown
Swing the ship around
Take a swig of Faygo just to wash the whiskey down

[Instrumental]

[Bridge]
Our brave and fearless leader is...
Eridan!
What a hopeless romantic...
From matesprit to kismesis, his feelings are frantic!
His poor broken heart has been shattered on the floor
But he'll never stop until he can have her for "shore!"
[Verse 3]
Come all ye scallywags, sing along with me
We are the Royal Trolls, the terrors of the sea!
We pillage and plunder, 'cause we know we've got the nerve
We'll rule these stormy waters and we'll take what we deserve!

[Chorus]
Masters of the tide
The stars shall be our guide
If you're not a royal blood
You'd better run and hide!
Confiscate the crown
Swing the ship around
Take a swig of Faygo just to wash the whiskey down

[Outro]
Yar har, anchors away!
Soon we'll be coming to ruin your day
Just resign to your fate
Soon you'll be made into Gl'Bgolyb bait