Last night my girlfriend asked me why
They dont play me on MTV
Well i guess i never really tried
To write a song that's this cheesy
But I'm tired of being poor, I'm tired of this life
And I'm ready to sellout completely
Now i want a supermodel to become my wife
And i want more Bling-Bling than P-Diddy

Lalala
Everybody sing the stupidest song on the radio
Look at me I'm on MTV
In the cheesiest video you'll ever see

Last night a DJ died
He took his life on the Radio
His hopes and dreams denied
They never let him spin what he wanted to
I say if your hands are tied
And you dont have a word about it anyways
Why not sneak in my song? you could help me get laid!
Laid and Paid

Lalala
Everybody sing the stupidest song on the radio
Look at me I'm on MTV
In the cheesiest video you'll ever see
Lalala
Everybody sing the stupidest song on the radio
Look at me I'm on MTV
In the cheesiest video you'll ever see

Keep the lyrics simple keep the melody insipid
Play it on and on and on until they're sick and try to skip it
It's a futile termination thats on every fucking station
This sonic defistation is on ludicrous rotation
All across the nation!

[Spoken]
Well it's a hot morning here in Downtown hell. Fire and brimstone are falling from the sky. and the skeleton bats are eating the heads of all the naughty little children. If you're like everyone else you're stabbing yourself in the ears with a sharpened chopstick to make the madness end. This one's goin' out to you it's "Sellout" by The Oddz. 57 billion more times...in a row!

[Sang]
Last night my girlfriend asked me why (On the radio!)
They dont play me on MTV
Well i guess i never really tried
To sell my soul on TV
To sellout this completely!

Lalala
Everybody sing the stupidest song on the radio
Look at me I'm on MTV
In the cheesiest video you'll ever see
Lalala
Everybody sing the stupidest song on the radio
Look at me I'm on MTV
In the cheesiest video you'll ever see

On the radio!
On the radio!

On the radio!
On the radio!