[Intro]
My granny, while on her death bed
She turned and said to me
"Why must you view life so morbidly?
I tried to teach you right
But somewhere I went wrong
'Cause you sing those
Death, death, devil, devil, evil, evil songs”

[Verse 1]
When six pallbearers put her down
And laid her body in the ground
My eyes were wet, my face was very long
The pastor said "Son, here you are
Won't you please take this guitar?
Sing dear departed granny one last song"

[Chorus]
And I sang
Death, death, devil, devil, devil, devil, evil, evil, evil, evil songs
Hell, you know that's how I get along
The world is full of tragedy, so how can it be wrong?
Singing death, death, death, death, devil, devil, evil, evil songs

[Verse 2]
Well, I was shopping at Hot Topic
And I was walking out the door
When two dumb jocks came up to me
They said "Hey fag, it ain't Halloween!"
And they kicked my lipstick to the floor
[Chorus]
And I sang
Death, death, devil, devil, devil, devil, evil, evil, evil, evil songs
Hell, you know that's how I get along
The world is full of idiots, so how can it be wrong?
Singing death, death, death, death, devil, devil, evil, evil songs

[Verse 3]
Well, I went down to church on Sunday
I sat up front in a pew
The priest said "Jesus and Mary too!
Son, what the devil's got into you?
Get up and sing a hymn or two!"

[Chorus]
And I sang
Death, death, devil, devil, devil, devil, evil, evil, evil, evil songs
And you know that's how I get along
The world's full of hypocrisy, so how can it be wrong?
Singing death, death, death, death, devil, devil, evil, evil songs

[Verse 4]
I was invited to the White House
The President pulled me aside
He said "Son, sing us a song of peace
For those evil doers in the Middle East"
I rolled my eyes and kicked this rhyme
[Chorus]
I sang
Death, death, devil, devil, devil, devil, evil, evil, evil, evil songs
Hell, you know that's how I get along
The world is full of W's, so how can it be wrong?
Singing death, death, death, death, devil, devil, evil, evil songs

[Bridge]
Well then I died and went to Hell
I could tell right away by the awful smell
That this was clearly not the pearly gates
The Devil said "Come here, young man!
My wife and I are your biggest fans"
So naturally, I felt I had it made
Well then he reached into an iron chest
And he picked the tool that he felt was best
And then he jabbed me in the schlong
With a pitchfork that had sharpened prongs
He turned to me and went and sang this song

[Chorus]
He sang
Death, death, devil, devil, devil, devil, evil, evil, evil, evil songs
Yeah, I know that's how you got along
I find your song hilarious
But now your soul's precarious
Singin' your death, death, death, death, devil, devil, evil, evil songs
I'm just kiddin' kid, welcome to Hell! Enjoy the buffet!
Death, death, devil, devil, devil, devil, evil, evil, evil, evil songs
Hell you know that's how we get along
The world is full of sinners, so how can it be wrong?
Singing death, death, death, death, devil, devil, evil, evil songs