Is it so wrong if I don't pay my rent?
No responsibility I gave it up for lent
Sell your wares, pollute the air
I don't care! Fresh air's for squares!
Now if it were up to me, the piper would be up the creek
And the fiddler too, neither of you would be paid
I need the cash for getting laid!
And I don't mind
To seem unusually unkind

You ask what kind of guy am I?
I'm a friend of the irresponsible fools
Who don't have time for rules
The irresponsible who
Wouldn't be caught dead in a school
I'm irresponsible
I'm Mr. Irresponsible
I'm irresponsible and I don't care if the whole world burns!

I live my life without a care
I don't have time to be politically aware
I hate to have to think I hate feelings too
I'll leave those choices for some pathetic sap like you
Don't talk to me about the dolphin in the tuna net
I'm on the tuna's side. hey, dolphin tastes quite good I bet
I'd never lie: My hair requires Aerosol
I want it ten feet tall
And I don't care about the hole in the sky
The broke don't mind. Why should I?
It just so happens I'm that type of guy
You ask what kind of guy am I?
I'm a friend of the irresponsible fools
Who don't have time for rules
The irresponsible who
Wouldn't be caught dead in a school
I'm irresponsible
I'm Mr. Irresponsible
I'm irresponsible and I don't care if the whole world burns!
Let it burn!

It's a bloody miracle that I haven't gotten distracted by a scourge
And got bored and just walked away before the end of this god forsaken tune