If while you're out at space, love, you're horny as a targ
Take a tip from a security chief, love, that fat slut Tasha Yar
She discovered the pleasures of Data
He became her sexual pet
'cause he's fully functional
And anatomically correct!
He's fully functional and anatomically correct!

His Defiant with it's thrusters will explode in your wormhole
And he'll rub his trusty spangler wrench on your warp-core manifold
His multi-phasing torpedo will penetrate your rift
And cause a quantum singularity in your trans-warp conduit

So if you're a filthy horta, Data's your bestеst bet
'cause he's fully functional
And anatomically corrеct!
He's fully functional and anatomically correct!

He gently massages your gel packs while he replicates some lube
Then he shoves his throbbing razor beast into your Jefferies tube
So lower your shields!
Spread your nacelles!
To make room for his craft
As he ducts his delta flyer into your big fat juicy aft!

So if you're a filthy horta, Data's your bestest bet
'cause he's fully functional and anatomically correct!
He's fully functional and anatomically correct!
His pelvis: A tireless engine. He shakes it when he struts
He's full of dilithium crystals in his bolts and in his nuts!
He too likes to be pleasured! He'll put you on your knees!
And if you're into disgrace, he will cover your face with his Android-Anti freeze

So if you're a filthy horta, Data's your bestest bet
'cause he's fully functional and anatomically correct!
He's fully functional and anatomically correct!
He's fully functional...
And anatomically correct!