[Verse 1]
Well hello there fancy man
I'm sure you understand
You've got something I need
That map there in your hand?
Well it's a part of my master plan
And I must insist
That you place it in my fist

[Chorus]
There is no honor amongst thieves
It is a symptom of the disease
And if we find a friend down on his knees
We'll stick him up and shake him down
And take just what we please
(Yo-ho!)

[Verse 2]
Well take ol' Brutus
He's doing fine
His whole entire village
Was wiped out in '69
And did he bury 'em?
Ha! Well, no, of course
He stole a sack off someone's back
And then he looted every corpse
[Chorus]
There is no honor amongst thieves
It is a symptom of the disease
And if we find a friend down on his knees
We'll pick him up and shake him down
And take just what we please
(Yo-ho!)

[Verse 3]
Now look at Vergil
He's quite a card
He met a girl, they fell in love
And she handed him her heart
Well, he's still got it
Home in a jar
And he turned a pretty penny
Selling all her other parts

[Chorus]
There is no honor amongst thieves
It is a symptom of the disease
And if we find a friend down on his knees
We'll pick him up and shake him down
And take just what we please
There is no honor, so say we
We aren't assassins, who have a creed
No, we're just filthy low down scum and sleaze
And we won't rest until the best you've got belongs to me (No me!)
(Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh)
(Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh)
[Bridge]
In the hall of thieves we stood
And we took the oath
I don't remember what I swore
'Cause someone stole the scroll

[Chorus]
There is no honor amongst thieves
It is a symptom of the disease
And if we find a friend down on his knees
We'll pick him up, then shake him down
And take just what we please
There is no honor, so say we
We aren't assassins, who have a creed
No, we're just filthy low down scum and sleaze
And we won't rest until the best
Contents of every treasure chest
All belong to me!
(No me!) (No me!) (No me!)
It all belongs to me!