[Intro]
Is it too much to ask?

Dick in the air, let me see you put your
Put your dick in the air
Dick, dick, dick
Dick in the air, let me see you put your
Put your dick in the air
Dick, dick, dick

[Verse 1]
We're sick of hands in the air
And shake our asses like we don't care
We've been shaking our tits for years
So let's switch positions, no inhibitions, fears

Cracking your nuts pistachio
Shaved a handlebar pusstachio
Curly on top, Ralph Macchio
Went down got milk moustache yayo

[Chorus]
Dick in the air, let me see you put your
Put your dick in the air
Dick, dick, dick
Dick in the air, let me see you put your
Put your dick in the air
Dick, dick, dick
Dick in the air, let me see you put your
Put your dick in the air
Dick, dick, dick
Dick in the air, let me see you put your
Put your dick in the air
Dick, dick, dick
[Verse 2]
I know it's not subtle
I know you think I'm trouble
But I see you standing there with a moose knuckle
Although it makes me chuckle
Loosen your buckle, on the double

Face down, dick up, that's my command
Take it like a real woman not Ayn Rand (trickle down)
Drop, give me eight inches a pop
Stop, you've gone numb, you need a lift

Use a thumb, or take a fist
Roll with it, Sisyphus
No hissy fit, or sissy bit, a Gin Fizz
For every his, now get to bizz
Whose jizz is this?
Whose jizz is this?
Whose jizz is this?
Whose jizz is this?

[Chorus]
Dick in the air, let me see you put your–
Put your dick in the air
Dick, dick, dick
Dick in the air, let me see you put your
Put your dick in the air
Dick, dick, dick
[Bridge]
Balls and dick, two balls and one dick
Balls, balls, dick, dick, balls and dick
Balls and dick, two balls and one dick
Balls, balls, dick, dick, balls and dick

[Chorus]
Dick in the air, let me see you put your–
Put your dick in the air
Dick, dick, dick
Dick in the air, let me see you put your-
Put your dick in the air
Dick, dick, dick
Dick in the air, let me see you put your–
Put your dick in the air
(put balls and dick)
Dick in the air, let me see you put your-
Put your dick in the air
(put balls and dick)

[Outro]
Dick, dick, dick
Dick, dick, dick
Dick, dick, dick
Dick, dick, dick