[RACHEL, spoken]
Okay, so this is a rough of "Group Hang." So...
Our time was together cut short by the enemy of romance...

(sung)
La la, la la la!

It was a group hang, group hang
You're so far away in a group hang!
A group hang, group hang
Do I really need all these nachos?

(spoken)
Okay, first verse:

(sung)
It was an intimate date just you and me
At a magical place where refills are free
Then your buddies showed up and tore us apart
They’re forces of evil, a knife through my heart

Dios mio, how did this happen?
White Josh texted: "What's up?"
Beans said—

(spoken)
Uhh... shit. Let me take that again. 
(sung)
White Josh texted: "What's up?"
Beans said, "Jalapeño Jack's"
White Josh said, "Cool, I haven't eaten yet"
Meanwhile, Hector was buying weed from Ken
When Beans called and said
"Dude, you hungry?"

Salsa, burritos, taquitos, guacamole pizza!

A group hang, group hang
You’re just out of reach in a group hang
A group hang, group hang
C'mon, who the hell is this guy?

Now you’re telling a story
'Bout some dude named Jeffwad
And the time he "sprooshed"
Whatever that means
I'm feeling left out, so I jump in and say:

(spoken)
I had a friend named Jeff once. He took bad mushrooms and jumped off the room of our dorm. 

(sung)
It was a group hang, group hang
It just got weird in this group hang
Group hang, group hang
It makes me so sexy sad
(spoken)
And then the bridge:

(sung)
Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, Español, arriba!
Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, Español, arriba!
Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, Español, arriba!
Mexico, Panama, Cuba!
Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, Spanish—

(spoken)
And then et cetera, et cetera...