This session
Is going to be different
It’s going to be so different
I know...

This patient
Won’t be indifferent
This time around
She’ll want to grow...

I’ve been burned
So many times
By the girl who’s committed
So many burn crimes

Yet I never
Lost hope or endurance
Thank God I don’t
Accept health insurance

I charge 250 dollars an hour now

This session is gonna be useful...
If she’s truthful about how she feels...

So I’ll give it my all
With my requisite therapy shawl...
Kiss my fancy degrees on the wall
For good luck...
That it’s gonna be different...
I can help her be different...
Sweet Jesus, it has to be different!

Cause if it’s not...

I frickin' quit!!!