[MAYA]
You say you're broken up, that it's over
Yes, you've both been 'bout as stubborn as can be

[REBECCA]
You tell 'em, Maya!

[MAYA]
But we see from afar
Just how cute you are
And the thought of it makes everyone all squee

[REBECCA, MAYA, AJ, AND TIM]
Squee! Squee! Squee!

[TIM]
We don't know why you're fightin' the inevitable

[REBECCA]
With ya, Timmy!

[TIM]
It's clear to us that you are both soulmates
Plus, you're kinda the only two
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People I know, so to me, it's clearly fate
[REBECCA, MAYA, AJ, AND TIM]
Fate, fate, fate!

[WHITE JOSH, spoken]
You need to get out more, Tim

[MAYA]
It's confirmed

[REBECCA, MAYA, AJ, AND TIM]
It's confirmed

[TIM]
It's official

[REBECCA, MAYA, AJ, AND TIM]
It's official

[TIM AND MAYA]
The group mind has decided you're in love

[AJ]
Court adjourned

[REBECCA, MAYA, AJ, AND TIM]
Court adjourned
[REBECCA]
Now kiss a little

[REBECCA, MAYA, AJ, AND TIM]
Kiss a little
The mass mob has declared that you're in love
Love, love, love!

[WHITE JOSH]
Rebecca, don't you have bigger problems going on right now?

[REBECCA]
Yes, and this is a welcome distraction
Now, you might say we just need a distraction

[DARRYL]
You just said that!

[REBECCA]
Shh!
From the stress and drama of our lives
But I go "la la la la" when you swear
That there's nothing there

[AJ]
You're love's the only reason I survive
[DARRYL]
Sorry, what's your name again?

[REBECCA]
It's confirméd

[REBECCA, MAYA, AJ, AND TIM]
It's confirméd

[AJ]
It's ah-fficial

[REBECCA, MAYA, AJ, AND TIM]
It's ah-fficial

[REBECCA AND AJ]
The group mind has decided you're in love

[AJ]
Say "yes" to long term!

[REBECCA, MAYA, AJ, AND TIM]
Say "yes"

[REBECCA]
Look what I whittled

[REBECCA, MAYA, AJ, AND TIM]
Hot dang!
The mass mob has decided you're in love
Love, love, love!

[TIM]
Everybody stretch, time to dance!

(Dance break)

(Spoken Interlude)
[DARRYL]
What are you guys doing here?

[PAULA]
We all want you back together, too

[DARRYL]
Who is this guy?

[PAULA]
I needed a dance partner, and I've had a really hard week, so please let me have this

[WHITE JOSH]
Okay, so this is not about us at all

[DARRYL]
They're just randomly doing ballet now?

[WHITE JOSH]
It's hard to follow. That is not the correct dance language for this piece

[NATHANIEL]
Stop it! Leave these guys alone! For the record, it is possible to be platonically friends with someone you've broken up with!

[TIM]
Do you really believe that?

[NATHANIEL]
No, I just wanted to be in the number

(Song)
[ALL]
Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss!
Dance, dance, dance, dance!
Kiss, dance, kiss, dance!
Kiss, dance, kiss, dance, kiss, dance, yay!

It's confirmed! (Wee-ha!)
It's official! (Yee-hoo!)
The group mind has decided you're in love

[MAYA]
Hey, where'd they go?

[TIM]
Who cares?

[ALL]
Horse!