[Verse]
My love is not eternal
Falls far as Dante's Inferno
I am prone to fits of fright
Moments of intense neuroticism
But when I'm good, good god, I'm great
Great Scott!
My heart does palpitate
But you've heard all this before
So I will try and elaborate

[Chorus]
I am Wirt with the cassette
I am Joel post memory reset
I am Clementine with hazel eyes
And botched green hair in disrepair
I am Ramona's evil exes
I am all of her best intеrests
I am everyonе and everything
All of the time
Oh God, I'll be...

[Verse]
I'll bring the nachos to your barbecue
The nicotine and nettles too
I exist inside this puzzle
We all exist within this room
Playing games about our names
Signify is so hard to change
I play along but I'm not here
I'm lying face down in your neighbour's pool
[Chorus]
I am Wirt with the cassette
I am Joel post memory reset
I am Clementine with hazel eyes
And botched green hair in disrepair
I am Ramona's evil exes
I am all of her best interests
I am everyone and everything
All of the time
Oh God, I'll be...

[Verse]
Soaking in the chlorine
Wish to smell so Sunday morning
When my friends would all go swimming
I would drown within the shallow end
And the kids were all relentless
With their teases and their tempers
I sleep better on the sofa
Please do not take me to the bedroom

[Chorus]
I am Wirt with the cassette
I am Joel post memory reset
I am Clementine with hazel eyes
And botched green hair in disrepair
I am Ramona's evil exes
I am all of her best interests
I am everyone and everything
All of the time
Oh God, I'll be...