[Verse 1: Olivia & Conan]
Brown guilty eyes and little white lies
Yeah, i played dumb but i always knew
That you'd talked to her, maybe did even worse
I kept quiet so i could keep you
But i watch your eyes as she walks by
What a sight for sore eyes
Brighter than a blue sky
She's got you mesmerised while i die

[Chorus: Olivia & Conan]
You betrayed me
And i know that you'll never feel sorry
For the way i hurt, yeah
You'd talk to her when we were togеther
Loved you at your worst, but that didn't matter
I wish i wеre heather (but you're still a traitor)

[Verse 2: Conan]
Watch as she stands, with her holding your hand
Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now i'm getting colder
But how could i hate her? she's such an angel
But then again, kinda wish she were dead

[Pre-Chorus: Olivia]
Ain't it funny?
All the twisted games
All the questions you used to avoid?
Ain't it funny?
Remember i brought her up
And you told me i was paranoid?
[Chorus 2: Conan]
Why would you ever kiss me?
I'm not even half as pretty
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
But you like her better
I wish i were heather

[Bridge: Olivia & Conan]
God, i wish that you had thought this through
Before I went and fell in love with you (i wish i were heather)
When she's sleeping in the bed we'd made
Don't you dare forget about the way (i wish i were heather)

[Chorus: Olivia]
You betrayed me
And i know that you'll never feel sorry
For the way i hurt, yeah
You'd talk to her when we were together
You gave me your word, but that didn't matter
It took you two weeks to go off and date her
Guess you didn't cheat, but you're still
You're still a traitor
Yeah, you're still a traitor

[Outro: Olivia & Conan; Both]
Why would you ever kiss me?
I'm not even half as pretty
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
But you like her better
I wish i were heather (god, i wish that you had thought this through
Before I went and fell in love with you)