Paul Shapera
The Vizier
[VIZIER]
Yeah I'm the game master genius
Sultan gave me little edict
Keep this gaggle of egregious inline
(Hmmm)
Cause ima pimp this country
Send it out to make me money
Like a working girl who lookin’ so fine
(Hooo)

I'm the medieval big brother
I'm a bad motherfucker
I’m the ottomanic dervish divine
(Yeah)
Cause if you see me comin'
Better get my money pumpin'
Pay a pimp some respect every time
(Ohhh)

Imprisoned in this place in the years
Just waste away
In my homeland far away
I will die in this sad place

Oh yeah we came we saw we conquered
Your whole country and yo' mama
I'm your daddy now, I keep you inline
(Hooo)
Cuz son you think you're all something
I got dungeon after dungeon
Full of dogs that outrank you down the line
(Mmmm)
I got a taste for winnin'
Over sexy local women
Who just bending over for me to try
(Ahh)

Cuz I'm a dervish dance of trouble
I’m a master class and hustle
You the shisha I’m a heat ya tonight

Imprisoned in this place in the years
Just waste away
In my homeland far away
I will die in this sad place

Sing a song
A song of home
So far away
From all I know

Sing a song
Of land and sea
The place my heart
Was born to be

Well I'm stuck here sulkin’
Cause that sultan's stupid monkey
Just some years was passing on by
(Hooo)
When some damn fool peasants
With some guns and plans unpleasant
Gave ol' caravan robbing a try
(How)
Well they were shot through the head
But that monkey wound up dead
And I was chewed a new hole in my backside
(Oooo)
And as a punishment real clever
I am posted here forever
And I'll never see my homeland alive
(Ohh)
So I’m a rule this prison
With a backhand that means business
Cause this sad hillbilly hovel is mine
(Yeah)
Well I'm a pimp this country
Send it out to make me money
Like a working girl I'm keeping inline
(Yeah) (Yeah)