Paul Shapera
Jane in the Lab
Han Mi:
The more Xander worked and studied the more they despaired that their dream of wildly sculptable flesh and body shapes might not be possible. Upset and obsessing, they would sometimes go on long evening walks, leaving Jane to happily mind the lab for a few hours
Jane:
I dream that one day Xander will just turn to me and say
As i’ve done something that’s remarkable and fine
They’ll say then “Jane i love you and im proud of you and nothing
You could ever do will make me change my mind”
…..
One night she wandered in, this pretty college girl looking
For a tale but xander cale was out
I thought that i would show how useful i was so
I said “don’t go, sit down, i can help you out”
Id been studying and practicing and learning and was
Desperate to impress, to give my best and eager try
And so the girl she sat, i told her just relax and that
In fact I’d help her grow a tale that very night
I thought i knew just what do and was not confused
But that wasn't true cause it went wrong real fast
She grew a tail i guess also two more out each breast
And out her hips her forehead and her back
She screamed and so i gave her seditives which made her dazed
And seem real drunk while i tried frantically
To fix the problem then but i just screwed it up again
And giant hair grew covering all of her you see
Stumbling round a shambling mound, hair to the ground with six tails
Sticking out and howling like a fiend
Then Xander walked inside, and i wished that i could have died
And they just stood there as the poor girl screamed
Then they sighed and they worked right on late into the night
And fixed it all and i just sat and cried and cried
And they said “jane, i love you and im proud of you
And nothing you could ever do will make me change my mind”
Xander:
Jane, i love you and im proud of you
And nothing you could ever do will make me change my mind
Wait...
There's something out there