Zoe:
This place is like a maze, i can't tell where is where
Tim:
Were you just hitting on that girl back there?
Zoe:
Yeah, of course why not? She was totally hot
Tim:
Dude, that's my body that you've got
Zoe:
Yeah, i know, but, you know i've never had or wore one of these... dangly bits before. Come on, i have to try it out, see what the fuss is all about
Tim:
Dude, that my body
Zoe:
A guy's body anywhere near my bed is not my first choice like i said but i have to make due with what i've got and if you were in my spot in a girl's body, you know, wouldn't you want to have a go?
Tim:
Wha.... aw come on. I haven't been laid in like a year and i'm gonna have to sit right here and watch you get some in my body
Zoe:
Ooo, yeah, you're gonna be watching the whole time. That's.. kind of creepy. it's not my thing the whole threesome with a guy fling
Tim:
But it's my body!
Zoe:
On the other hand you might learn a few things
Tim:
OMG! What if she's a lesbian?
Zoe:
I'm a lesbian, it's great
Tim:
No, you're in my body
Zoe:
Omg, for the first time i'm hoping a hot chick is straight
Tim:
It's gonna kill me to watch me get laid and not be there
Zoe:
Well, okay, say, you wanna come out for a bit? in the middle, for like five minutes? Or is that too long, i hear things about guys and short mating spans
Tim:
Wa... pfshh, not i, that's totally other guys. Although, if it's the first time with a chick and lord knows it's been awhile.. omg this conversation is so wrong
Zoe:
On so many levels. Here’s to going to hell
Tim:
This is isn't hell it's just a... weird place
Zoe:
I am way more comfortable talking about getting laid then this weird shit
Tim:
Aren't you objectivfying…
Zoe:
Look, it's been a long time for me come on, just let me see, test drive a little trip, try out your ugly little dangly bit
Tim:
It is not little! And i want that five minutes!
Zoe:
You cannot blow it during your five minutes
Tim:
And you're gonna have to learn how to list baseball players in my head
Zoe:
Where i'm from we don't have baseball teams. We have Manchester United...
Tim:
I don't even know what that means...