(Zoe/Timothy trudge through the bizarre place)

Zoe:
(humming)

Timothy:
What are you doing?

Zoe:
I’m reciting this… it’s kind of like a chant

Timothy:
Why?

Zoe:
I had to memorize it some time back

Timothy:
Why did you have to memorize it?

Zoe:
I have instructions. They’re a bit bizarre. If i ever got this far

Timothy:
Do you actually know where we are?
Zoe:
Not exactly, but they told me a little bit some time back… HEY!

Timothy:
What?

Zoe:
The Slender Man just grabbed my ass

Timothy:
Oh, Nasty! You know, after that little… threesome we saw back there

Zoe:
Don’t remind me

Timothy:
Well thank goodness you never slept that jordan chick. I mean i swear can you believe she was doing it with the slender man and samuel?

Zoe:
Timothy! Tell me you are not slut shaming. Not cool

Timothy:
WHAT!?!

Zoe:
She's a right to bed anyone she wants not be judged
Timothy:
But it's a death creature from hell

Zoe:
So was my first girlfriend. What, you've never had one?

Timothy:
Well,. it's been three years since i even..

Zoe:
Slut shaming, totally not cool.. (Slender man grabs ass again) HEY Stop it!

Timothy:
I think he has taste now for sex. He wants to hump you

Zoe:
Hump ME? You mean hump YOU. This is YOUR body

Timothy:
Oh NOW it's my body

Zoe:
You can definitely get your five minutes now, you're free and clear..

Timothy:
Shit
Zoe:
I think we're here...

(Enters Mother’s Room)

Timothy:
Jesus Christ what is that thing? It’s like.. some amorphous mass..

Zoe:
It looks like a pile of meat vomit


Mother:
Well well. What do we have here?
One of my children… How interesting
Little ghost, how did you get here?
Let me see your memories, little ghost. How did you just walk into my house?