Timothy:
Why’d she stop?
Is that the teddy bears?

Zoe:
Oh i HATE the teddy bears

Timothy:
Omg, i LOVE the teddy bears

Zoe:
What are they dragging behind them?

Timothy:
It’s cable. They’re dragging cable

Librarians:
Greetings maternal mass, we come here bearing gifts unasked for
But your former children have quite the solution you may seek

You want to play somes games with your dear human children, say
We've got one millions of them play, you too can be a gamer geek

This game called Transcendation, it's addictive and engaging
You can sit and always play it, Jordan's reworked it a bit
Millions will play against you, you'll need never yearn to send through
Any more monsters to tend to the abductions, kills and hits

We've install this in your home, and you will leave the earth alone
And let these few poor poeple go, the slender man can take them home

Rats in teddy bear suits are librarians are teddy bears
In rat suits are librarians now quiet, quiet please

We see a lot, we do. Oh dear listener we see you
And we've very pleasant news: timothy, zoe and claire
Ride the slender man on back to the earth and we will catch up
With them, finish out the act after this little interlude

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Number 2: Transcendation 2.0 introduced the world to the most advanced and popular game AI of all time. Winning multiple awards, the AI, Mother, brilliantly executed and notoriously tough to beat, will even hold IM conversations with people as they play which many argue are actually being written by live people, staffed by the game to interact with the players

Number 1: An entire fandom culture has formed around Trancendation's AI, Mother, with some of the craziest cosplay costumes ever. Some really out there fans insist the AI is real and swear spooky, occult methods can be utilized to actually meet this character, and there are even a few missing persons cases involving die hard fans