Paul Shapera
Zoe & Timothy 4
Timothy:
We finally arrived, is this gonna be goodbye?
Z: I have to get Claire back and today's a perfect time
Timothy:
What do we do about the slender man?
Zoe:
He doesn't seem to want to murder people like he did beforehand
Timothy:
No he just wants to have sex with everyone
Zoe:
Which is a lot better
Timothy:
So we just let some ugly oversexed creature loose unsupervised?
Zoe:
Men have been left unsupervised for quite some time
Timothy:
Ha ha. We really would be letting a hyper aggressive supernatural lust... we'd basically be letting a rape monster run around
Zoe:
Think of him like an animal and train him. Maybe you could use electro shock until he's docile
Timothy:
So i'd be wandering the land, a boy and his pet slender man?
Zoe:
It's kind of picturesque... look, i really gotta fly.I gotta get Claire home and it's important that it's today
Timothy:
All right i'll manage
Zoe:
Are you gonna be okay?
Timothy:
Yeah
Zoe:
You can get the order to help you train him or something
Timothy:
Or something. Don't worry i got this
Zoe:
Okay. Listen, Timothy, i'm serious, you're one of the fniest human beings i've ever known and i promise to look you up before ...you know, i go
Timothy:
Okay. You're awesome, Zoe
Zoe:
Remember, girlfriends, homes and friday night beer
Timothy:
You can find me right here
Zoe:
Take care
T: Looks like it's you and me, Slendy. I gotta plan. Hey, hey look... look over there... no, right there. You see that? Right over there? Yeah that thing....
(Shoots the Slenderman in the head. )
Timothy:
Yeah, fuck you. I'm getting a good night's sleep for once