Paul Shapera
Santa Claus Spreads Covid Around
You better watch out
Because you might die
When Santa Claus comes
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus spreads Covid around

He won't wear a mask
He coughs in his hand
From all of our homes
He ought to be banned
Santa Claus spreads Covid around

He's touching all our presents
He's sneezing in our air
He knows that he's infected
But it seems he doesn't care
Oh!

You better watch out
Because you might die
He says it's a cold
But we know it's a lie
Santa Claus spreads Covid around

All the elves up
In the north pole wе've seen
Are partying hard
With no quarantine
All thosе elves are coughing right now
Yeah he's a super spreader
With cases going wild
As he goes from house to house
Infecting every child

Hey!

You better watch out
Because you might die
When Santa Claus comes
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus spreads Covid around