[PAUL:]
I want to come in
[LAUREN:]
Baby there's Covid inside
[PAUL:]
Let's sit and drink gin
[LAUREN:]
Baby there's Covid inside
[PAUL:]
I'm looking to make
[LAUREN:]
We'll have to wait
[PAUL:]
A booty call
[LAUREN:]
Until next year at this rate

[PAUL:]
This virus is the same as the flu
[LAUREN:]
Say what?
[PAUL:]
Baby, the media is lying to you
[LAUREN:]
Oh no you're a nut
[PAUL:]
There's a video I'm sending to you
[LAUREN:]
That's not true
[PAUL:]
On youtube that will show you the truth
[LAUREN:]
I'm questioning my life decisions starting with you
[PAUL:]
So please let me come
[LAUREN:]
Baby you've got to go
[PAUL:]
There's no need to run
[LAUREN:]
Baby, Fauci said no
[PAUL:]
In case you might ask
[LAUREN:]
I'm not coming out
[PAUL:]
I do not need a mask
[LAUREN:]
You need to stop talking right now

[PAUL:]
5G towers gave us all this fake flu
[LAUREN:]
That's not true
[PAUL:]
It's all just a Bill Gates plot
[LAUREN:]
You have the brain of a twat
[PAUL:]
Baby, YouTube don't lie
[LAUREN & PAUL:]
Ah but there's Covid inside
[PAUL:]
Why not let me in
[LAUREN:]
Baby there's Covid inside
[PAUL:]
I brought all my friends
[LAUREN:]
Why do I date these guys
[PAUL:]
No more than ten
[LAUREN:]
Please go and then
[PAUL:]
Just let us in
[LAUREN:]
I need to question my taste in men

[PAUL:]
I'll show you why this covid's a lie
[LAUREN:]
It's a curse
[PAUL:]
Have you heard of the illuminati?
[LAUREN:]
Every word you say makes it worse
[PAUL:]
Never ever take the vaccine
[LAUREN:]
Oh god please
[PAUL:]
They're gonna put a chip in your spleen
[LAUREN:]
Why are all the nuts attracted to me?
[PAUL:]
I wanna come in
[LAUREN:]
Baby we're breaking up
[PAUL:]
Let's sit and drink gin
[LAUREN:]
It's not me, it's you so good luck
[PAUL:]
I know I'm not wrong
[LAUREN:]
Just one word, wow
[PAUL:]
Have you heard of Q anon?
[LAUREN:]
Please go and leave my life right now

[PAUL:]
These videos I'm watching are tight
[LAUREN:]
Good night
[PAUL:]
They can't be wrong, they have to be right
[LAUREN:]
Good luck with the rest of your life
[PAUL:]
They'll open your eyes
[LAUREN & PAUL:]
Ah but there's Covid inside