Paul Shapera
Little Pooper Boy
I had chili last night while I'm drunk
I've been at home for weeks I don't see the sun
I need the bathroom now I think I must run
But there's no toilet paper for my bum
Bum bum bum bum
Bum bum bum bum

Driving around in the afternoon sun
I went to every store in town where I'm from
The toilet paper aisles were empty and done
There's no toilet paper for my bum
Bum bum bum bum
Bum bum bum bum

I used my napkins paper towels are all done
I used some T-shirts yesterday, was not fun
I dream of up a day where warm water runs
I'vе sat here for an hour my bum is all numb
Bum is all numb
Bum is all numb

My neighbor Jim bеfore that quarantine comed
Bought fifteen thousand packs
That piece of work bum
I'm going to go there late tonight with a gun
To get some toilet paper for my bum
Bum bum bum bum
Bum bum bum bum