[LAUREN:]
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just want this year of woe
And endless torture we've all known
Make this year just end
All I want for Christmas is
DEATH

2020 sucks I think it's
The one thing we can agree
While we read conspiracies
And politics upon our feed
Covid, endless quarantines
Fires burn across the land
Idiots on every side
Is more than I think I can stand

As our species races towards
Our hell with anxious bated breath
Makе this year just end
All I want for Christmas is death

[CEASAR:]
Whеn this cursed, Infernal year began
I thought that I had known
How much all humanity
Were fools and jerks and sheer buffoons
Oh how wrong I see I was
Back when I could leave my home
Back when masks and quarantines
Were simply things I'd never known

Back before I watch us skipping
Blithely towards our last stale breath
Make this year just end
All I want for Christmas is death

[LAUREN & CEASAR:]
When this cursed, Infernal year began
I thought that I had known
How much all humanity
Were fools and jerks and sheer buffoons

Oh how wrong I see I was
Back when I could leave my home
Back when masks and quarantines
Were simply things I'd never known

Back before I watch us skipping
Blithely towards our last stale breath
Make this year just end
All I want for Christmas is death