[Verse 1]
Well I'm sitting behind my desk in Washington, D.C
And everyone on cable news is yelling at me
And there's only one place in this whole wide world I wanna go
That's down underneath the Florida sun in Mar-a-Lago
So call up the tower and tell my wife and son
Have the taxpayers fuel up my Air Force One
Put in place my press embargo
Gotta be left alone to fun and sun in Mar-a-Lago

[Chorus]
Mar-a-Lago!
I hope the ocean don't swallow
Like some say they know it will one day
Mar-a-Lago!
I hope the ocean don't swallow
Like some say they know it will some day

[Verse 2]
Well the senators and congressmen are all telling me what to do
How am I supposed to know if any of the stuff they're saying is true?
Sure, I like to get on the mic and gin up the crowd
But I'd rather be on the tee where those folks aren't allowed

[Chorus]
Mar-a-Lago!
I hope the ocean don't swallow
Like some some say they know it will one day
Mar-a-Lago!
Oh, I hope the ocean don't swallow
Like some say they know it will one day
[Bridge]
And it makes me feel like I got a real big penis
Playing golf with retired baseball stars
And it makes me feel like I got a real big penis
Well everything is gold
Even the toilet bowl
Mar-a-Lago!

[Verse 3]
And on Saturday night when Melania's a-fast asleep
I tiptoe to the only room where I really wanna be
And I crawl into that beautiful king-size bed
And I snuggle between my true loves, Ivanka and Jared
And then Sunday comes and my boss tells me we gotta go back
Home to the haunted mansion where pretty soon I'm gonna crack
But for now I guess I'll play my part in this puppet show
And keep dreaming of the weekend where I could play Mar-a-Lago

[Outro]
Mar-a-Lago!
I hope the ocean don't swallow
Like some some folks say they know it will
Mar-a-Lago!
Oh, I hope the ocean don't swallow
Like some folks they say they know it will