[Verse 1]
What's stronger than diamonds?
What's tougher than US steel?
What comes out once a week
After Sunday's meal?

[Pre-Chorus 1]
It's gonna kill him
It's gonna knock him dead
When he pushes it out
His face turns red

[Chorus]
Trump's dumps
They're coming out black
There's too much KFC
Trump's dumps
They're hard as a rock
They're as dense as can be yeah

[Verse 2]
Monday it's Pizza Hut
Tuesday is Taco Bell
The rest of the week is steak overcooked
And some ice cream with a chocolate shell
[Pre-Chorus 2]
Then he sits on the toilet
He's like giving birth
A tight wad of faeces
The worst shit on earth

[Chorus]
Trump's dumps
They're coming out black
There's too much KFC
Trump's dumps
They're as hard as a rock
They're dense as can be

[Bridge]
And a steady supply of diet coke
Won't loosen the load
And if it keeps it up
It's guaranteed that his colon explodes
Just like Elvis Presley and Lenny Bruce
He'll be making number two when it goes Vamoose
In mid-tweet
On the toilet seat

[Chorus]
Trump's dumps
They're coming out black
There's too much KFC
Trump's dumps
They're as hard as a rock
They're dense as can be
Oh yeah yeah yeah
[Chorus]
Trump's dumps
They're as hard as a rock
They're as hard as a rock oh yeah
Woah woah woah
Trump's dumps