Tim Heidecker
All the Food is Poison
[Chorus: Cheerleaders]
All the food is poison, all the food is poison
[Verse 1: Pierre]
The carrots, the peas, the celery sticks
The meat and the fish will make you sick
[Chorus: Cheerleaders]
All the food is poison, all the food is poison
[Verse 2: Pierre]
The apples, tomatoes, wheat and the corn
All the food is poison
Don't eat the food, it’s poison food!
[Chorus: Cheerleaders]
All the food is poison, all the food is poison
[Verse 3: Pierre]
The onions, the pickles and the melons, too
Even the pasta and the turkey are contaminated food
Don't eat the food!
[Chorus: Cheerleader]
All the food is poison, all the food is poison
[Outro: Pierre and Cheerleaders]
Chicken! Poison!
Barley! Poison!
White rice! Baked beans! Duck a l'orange! Poison!
Sunflower seeds! Poison!
Radicchio! Hummus! Oranges! Poison!
Hass avocados! Poison!
Your dad’s barbecue brisket! Poison!
Horse meat! Poison!
Snout! Little babies! Poison!
Fingernails! Cigarette burns! Poison!
Scabs! Poison!
Napple napple napple napple napples! Poison!
Try to figure out somethin' else to eat! I'm outta here!
Poison!