My dad lets me eat my boogs
'Cause we don't have food
Because he lost his job

Why don't you ask for help
Or apply for food stamps?
Get some aid from your local community
Beg your dad to go out and get some help

My boogies don't taste good
They come from my nose
It's a salty snack
And high in protein, oh

You're makin' me sick
Makin' me sick, sick
You're makin' me sick, sick

Mmm, my only meal of the day