[Verse 1: Patrick Stump]
I wrote a goodbye note in lipstick on your arm
When you passed out
I couldn't bring myself to call
Except to call it quits

[Chorus: Patrick Stump]
Best friends, ex-friends 'til the end
Better off as lovers and not the other way around
Racing through the city, windows down
In the back of yellow checkered cars

[Post-Chorus: Patrick Stump]
Yo-ho-ho, whoa
Oh, yo-ho-ho, whoa
Yo-ho-ho, whoa
Oh, yo-ho-ho, whoa

[Verse 2: Patrick Stump]
This city says, "come hell or high water"
Well, I'm feeling hot and wet
I can't commit to a thing
Be it heart or hospital

[Chorus: Patrick Stump]
Best friends, ex-friends 'til the end
Better off as lovers and not the other way around
Racing through the city, windows down
In the back of yellow checkered cars
[Post-Chorus: Patrick Stump]
Yo-ho-ho, whoa
Oh, yo-ho-ho, whoa
Yo-ho-ho, whoa
Oh, yo-ho-ho, whoa

[Bridge: Patrick Stump, Pete Wentz, Both]
The tombstones were waiting, they were half-engraved
They knew it was over, they just didn't know the date...
And I cast a spell over the west to make you think of me
The same way I think of you
This is a love song in my own way
Happily ever after below the waist

[Chorus: Patrick Stump]
Best friends, ex-friends 'til the end
Better off as lovers
Racing through the city, windows down
In the back of yellow checkered cars

[Post-Chorus: Patrick Stump]
Yo-ho-ho, whoa
Oh, yo-ho-ho, whoa
Yo-ho-ho, whoa
Oh, yo-ho-ho, whoa
[Outro: Patrick Stump]
Best friends, ex-friends 'til the end (Yo-ho-ho, whoa)
Better off as lovers and not the other way around (Oh, yo-ho-ho, whoa)
(Yo-ho-ho) Ex-friends 'til the end (Whoa)
Better off as yo-ho-ho-oh