[Gay Tony]
I was born in the world of video games
And I've been lonely ever since
Everyone is trying to save their princess
But who's gonna save the prince?
I'm the first person in a video game
To admit I like the 'pole position'

So I'm calling other gay characters
To join me in my mission
To come out and say...

You're gay!

[Zangief]
I am Zangief
What a relief
To say I like guy on guy
You used to watch me stick guys in my crotch
And now you understand why
I'm gay!

[Cloud Strife]
I am Cloud Strife
Don't have a wife (He's Strife [x3])
My Final Fantasy is to wear women's clothes
Hot tub with bros
And give them my HP
Uhh... that means 'hard penis'
We're gay!

[PaRappa The Rapper]
I'm PaRappa the Rapper
And I'm filled with love
My friend PJ gives me a big hug
And I squeeze real hard and I hold on tight
But he pushes me away cause he thinks it's not right

[Pac-Man]
Please don't judge
I pack the fudge
I chase ghosts down the halls
You'll never guess
Who I'm obsessed
With munching on the balls
Ooh!

[Everyone]
We're finally proud to say we're gay
Plug your controller and let's begin to start a brand new day
Play with your Wii
And grab your sex box
[?]
And maybe you'll see that it's okay to be as gay as...
[Gay Tony]
Me...