[Verse 1]
Everybody wake up
Welcome to the future
There's nothing going on here
It's just me and my personal computer
I don't love my family
I think they're boring
And when we get together
I'm so scared of talking to them about anything

[Chorus]
I haven't had a friend in years
I only have sex with myself
I don't know where it went but all my love is gone
I haven't had a friend in years
I only have sex with myself
I don't know where it went but all my love is gone

[Verse 2]
Everybody wake up
Welcome to the future
There's nothing going on here
It's just me and my personal computer
I don't love my girlfriend
I think she's boring
And when we get together
I'm so scared of talking to her about anything
[Chorus]
I haven't had a friend in years
I only have sex with myself
I don't know where it went but all my love is gone
I haven't had a friend in years
I only have sex with myself
I don't know where it went but all my love is
All my love is, all my love is gone

[Outro]
Now, ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh
Gone!