[Verse 1]
Half-assed for most his life
(He'd) Done nothing but stand
He talks big 'cause he's so small
So no one would give him a hand...
The kind of guy that would steal your cash
And buy a burning house
Then call you up and invite you in
And jerk you off with a sandpapered hand

[Chorus]
I'd leave him physically crippled
Without a leg to stand
I throw that trash away
Because a rod like that is piss in the wind
My fists will be the decider
I wasn't raised a fool
I'd stomp his ass for free
Because a punk like that is piss in the wind...

[Post-Chorus]
Piss in the wind

[Verse 2]
A go-getter who ain't got none
A legend in his mind
Always the one to invite himself
And then gets left behind
Someone must've clipped his balls
Or wiped his ass all his life
A self-centered procrastinator
Attention seeker who's got nothing at all...
[Chorus]
I'd leave him physically crippled
Without a leg to stand
I throw that trash away
Because a rod like that is piss in the wind
My fists will be the decider
I wasn't raised a fool
I'd stomp his ass for free
Because a punk like that is piss in the wind...

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]
I'd leave him physically crippled
Without a leg to stand
I throw that trash away
Because a rod like that is piss in the wind
My fists will be the decider
I wasn't raised a fool
I'd stomp his ass for free
Because a punk like that is piss in the wind...

[Outro]
Piss in the wind
Piss in the wind
Piss in the wind
Piss in the wind