[Verse 1]
You know when you're sure that no one gives a crap
You're right on track
It’s a fact
And when you believe things are good
It's guaranteed you're up your ass
It’s a fact

[Chorus 1]
Morons rule the world and it's a shitty place
No one ever asked to be born
It's a fact

[Verse 2]
You know every time you think you've got it right
You're totally wrong
It’s a fact
And when you really try
The effort's misapplied or there's a catch
It’s a fact

[Chorus 2]
When you've got a sure thing, you're sure to fuck it up
It's one thing you can count on every time
It's a fact
[Bridge]
What can you do?
Absolutely nothing
Don't even try to amount to something
It will never work
Hitler is a jerk
And soon we'll all be dead anyway
It's a fact

[Verse 3]
In five billion years, the sun will explode
It's in the Bible
It’s a fact
And no one will know that we were ever here
It's a fact
It’s a fact

[Chorus 3]
So rest assured in knowing that what you do don't matter
Someone can do it better anyway
It's a fact