[Intro]
Hello, it’s been a very long time
We should not have left you
But the hour of festivities is almost upon us

[Verse]
Rejoice and raise the curtains
Mixing ginger ale with bourbon
Flashdance with hawk ladies
Fondue, it’s all gravy
It’s all gravy
It’s meat juice

Partycups, bottles broken
Slurpers and housenoten
Marble boy innocently sings
About the problem child with bingowings
Orphan of the night
Bingowings

Le Le yes, Lé Lé no
A-hole circus, vajayjay show
Vodka wishes, champagne tears
Cigarette memories stained with beer

Slippin’ ever so slight
For god’s sake drown out the lights
It’s partytime, you’re goddamn right
We come to play here tonight

[Outro]
We come to play here tonight