[Verse 1]
I was home entertaining guests
When I fell off the chair and cracked open my head
Bees flew out and they flew up their skirts
'Cause they wanted to travel the world
I was home entertaining guests
When I fell off the chair and cracked open my head
Bees flew out and they flew up their skirts
'Cause they wanted to travel the world

[Chorus]
But I keep it upstairs
Keep it upstairs for the grand finale
I keep it upstairs
Gonna be a blank slate, gonna wear a white cape
But I keep it upstairs
Gonna jump out of a cake with my heart on a string
Keep it upstairs, keep it upstairs
Keep it upstairs

[Verse 2]
I go out looking in parked cars
For somebody famous to kidnap and love
Beat off the army with a tennis racket
I go out looking in parked cars
For somebody famous to kidnap and love
Beat off the army with a tennis racket
That's my whole plan
[Chorus]
But I keep it upstairs
Keep it upstairs for the grand finale
I keep it upstairs
Gonna be a blank slate, gonna wear a white cape
But I keep it upstairs
Gonna tackle young girls off their beautiful bikes
But I keep it upstairs, keep it upstairs
Keep it upstairs

[Bridge]
Oh no, I thought I'd be by now
My head is a buzzing three-star hotel
Oh no
Oh no, oh no, no, no, no

[Chorus]
But I keep it upstairs
Keep it upstairs for the grand finale
I keep it upstairs
Gonna be a blank slate, gonna wear a white cape
But I keep it upstairs
Gonna jump out of a cake with my heart on a string
Keep it upstairs, keep it upstairs
Keep it upstairs
[Outro]
Oh no, I thought I'd be by now
My head is a buzzing three-star hotel
Oh no
Oh no, oh no, no, no, no, no
No way that I thought I'd be by now
My head is a buzzing three-star hotel
Oh no
Oh no, oh no, no, no, no, no