(Intro: Michael Kurten)
Uh, hello. I’m Michael Kurten. If you’re hearing this, you’re probably listening to Black Jesus right now. But I’m not Black Jesus. I’m just a...you know...average white kid. But, you know, I kinda coordinated this whole thing, and I kinda wanted to have fun of my own, so… Here we go. By the way, I’m gonna yell a little bit, so. AYE! (The Virus...)

(Verse: Michael Kurten)
I ATE A CHICKEN, NUGGET
I GOT IT FROM A RED BUCKET
BEAT MADE FOR X, MEMBERS ONLY
NUGGETS, DON’T EAT TENDERS ONLY
SOON I WILL SIGN WITH, XO
ONLY I CHANGE UP MY TEMPO
LYRICS COME STRAIGHT FROM THE TEMPLE
GOT AN ARM THIN AS THAT PENCIL
(Okay) Now I’ll be lil’ more quiet
When Black Jesus drops, go and buy it
This track is harder than “Riot,”
From bad rap we all need a diet
Yeah, uh, that’s why I’m here
“Lil Skies,” but they ain’t clear
His music sure hurts my ears
We all know he is real queer!

(Outro: Michael Kurten)
Yeah, aha, sorry, I mean, I heard Offset say it in “Boss Life,” so...yeah