My mates warned me long ago
She will make you blue oo oo
They said you've been had

Untidy tart they told me so
The home that I once knew oo oo
Was a filthy floozys pad

ONE MORE, TWO MORE
Fleas on the bedroom floor
No ones ever seen her, with a vacuum cleaner
THREE MORE, FOUR MORE
Mice unite at the kitchen door
IT WERN'T NO ROTTEN RUMOUR
HE COULD NEVER MOVE HER
And I never saw her with a hoover

Ide fell for a hag from Hell
She wernt the one to woo oo oo
In my new hovel

ONE MORE....
(Guitar time)

She's nicked off, I'm in a spin
The first thing I shall do oo oo
Is plug the hoover in

ONE MORE....