When I was young my father said "Son I have something to say,"
And what he told me I'll never forget, until my dying day. He said, "Son you are a bachelor boy
And that's the way to stay, son you are a bachelor boy:"
-huh- I wish I was a bloody bachelor boy
A happy ba-che-lor was he
But he ain't no more gone is Garry
As he ditched, when he got hitched to a witch and a bitch called melanie
Who's that then - Garry
Slouched on the couch with that cow
There ain't any doubt there's no escape
Now off his head, concerted
Instead he wed, Melanie

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He said, "I only wanted to stay"
But the silly sucker, drained his life away
"I only wanted to be"
And he took no notice of me
And it's all over now -huh- for Garry

The bag nagged/asked to have a kid
The most * that Garry ever did
Stuck in a rut, he knows he's a nut, with a pain in th butt called Melanie

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Off his head, off his *
Garry was a sucker when he married Melanie

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