Oh quarter to five we were barely alive
We were hungry
Three weeks we've been together through
Wet and rainy weather, we were c, c, c, cold
Oh out on the trek of a hotel to check in that night
But we knew we'de done wrong from the stink
And the pong & the feeling that something
Wasn't right...

We were quick quick quick, ooooh, oooh
Hotel Quentin Hotel Hell
We were quick to quit the Quentin
A place you shouldn't have went in
We were quick quick quick, ooooh, oooh
It's crap here we could tell
We were quick to quit the Quentin
A night we should have spent in another Hotel

That evening we felt bad twas the dinner that
We had, at Hotel Quentin...
At the breakfast we won't show up
Coz we don't want to throw up anymore
And we knew we'de done wrong from the stink
And the pong & the feeling that something
Wasn't right...

We were quick quick quick, ooooh, oooh
Hotel Quentin Hotel Hell
We were quick to quit the Quentin
A place you shouldn't have went in
We were quick quick quick, ooooh, oooh
It's crap here we could tell
We were quick to quit the Quentin
A night we should have spent in another Hotel

On your honeymoon or on your holiday
You're gonna need a place to stay
Take our advice the Quentin is not nice
If you see the Hotel Quentin stay away...

We were quick quick quick, ooooh, oooh
Hotel Quentin Hotel Hell
We were quick to quit the Quentin
A place you shouldn't have went in
We were quick quick quick, ooooh, oooh
It's crap here we could tell
We were quick to quit the Quentin
A night we should have spent in another Hotel