[Verse 1]
I'm a bogan, baby, always was
I'm only happy when I punch a mod
And in walked a pine-haired turd
I looked at my mates, said, "Thank you, God"
Dyed black hair, done all spiky
I saw him laugh when they played Bon Jovi
Had a jacket on just like a bikie
If there's a bigger mod, could you please show me?
(Jumped up little bludger)

[Verse 2]
Me and my mates were gathered 'round
What was on? Well, nothing much
Had me a pair of mockers on
My denims nearly crushed my crutch
Thought that we'd go into town
But then I said, "Well, what the fuck?"
Fosters car park, I've always found
Just hang out there and I'm in luck

[Chorus]
Snot-nosed, jumped up little bludger
When I see you, wanna punch ya

[Verse 3]
We followed him out of the pub
Told him, "Rock and roll will never die"
Then down on the dirty bitumen
Me mates and I showed him just why
[Bridge]
Do you wanna die for art?
If you wear black leather pants
Come on down to Fosters car park
Me and the boys give you your chance

[Chorus]
Snot-nosed, jumped up little bludger
When I see you, wanna punch ya