[Verse 1]
Move Monday to the end of the week (it's novel, it's unique)
Stage the Olympics on Everest's peak (it's novel, it's unique)
Warm ice-cream flavoured cabbage and leek (it's novel, it's unique)
Dance on one leg every time I speak (it's novel, it's unique)

[Chorus]
It's shit – (it's novel, it's unique) – house
It's shit – (it's novel, it's unique) – house

[Verse 2]
Read the Bible in ancient Greek (it's novel, it's unique)
Be baptised in Dandenong Creek (it's novel, it's unique)
God inherits the earth from the meek (it's novel, it's unique)
Cette chanson c'est magnifique? No! (it's novel, it's unique)

[Chorus]
It's shit – (it's novel, it's unique) – house
It's shit – (it's novel, it's unique) – house
It's shit – (it's novel, it's unique) – house
It's shit – (it's novel, it's unique) – house

[Bridge]
Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah
Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah
[Verse 3]
I got this idea for a horseless carriage (it's shithouse)
Go on a campaign to legalise marriage (it's shithouse)
I have this theory called communism (it's shithouse)
Want to wear funny hats? Call it TISM (it's shithouse)

[Chorus]
It's shit – (it's novel, it's unique) – house
It's shit – (it's novel, it's unique) – house
It's shit – (it's novel, it's unique) – house
It's shit – (it's novel, it's unique) – house
It's shit – (it's novel, it's unique) – house
It's shit – (it's novel, it's unique) – house
It's shit – (it's novel, it's unique) – house

[Outro]
Cette chanson c'est magnifique? No!
Cette chanson c'est magnifique? No!
Cette chanson c'est magnifique? No!
Cette chanson c'est magnifique? No!