[Verse 1]
Well a singer croon the tune that makes the buck-a
Guitarist, girly heartstring pluck-a
Drummer, they drive the moshpit-a ruck-a
But DJ Trevor goes "wucka wucka"

[Verse 2]
Well, mixer drink help youth run amok-a
Vitamin B help them after they chuck-a
Toilet Duck-a take away the yuck-a
But DJ Trevor goes "wucka wucka"

[Chorus]
DJ Trevor
DJ Trevor

[Verse 3]
Social worker help you when you run out of luck-a
Micro surgeon help you with the nip and tuck-a
Psychiatrist help you when you're panic-struck-a
Accountant help you dodgy tax deduct-a
A lift operator come when you get stuck-a
A garbo come to take away your muck-a
A chef serve you freshly oyster shuck-a
DJ Trevor goes "wucka wucka"
[Chorus]
DJ Trevor, yeah
DJ Trevor, yeah, yeah

[Bridge]
He really famous but he not that clever
He model himself on-a Chappell, Trevor

[Verse 4]
Hey
Amphetamine help you keep-a drive-a the truck-a
Biological clock help you to feel cluck-a
Tenancy law help you to usufruct-a

[Chorus]
DJ Trevor, yeah
DJ Trevor, yeah, yeah

[Verse 5]
Hey, female attention, male veneration
With just a record collection and some hand-eye co-ordination

[Chorus]
Hey
DJ Trevor, yeah
DJ Trevor, yeah
DJ Trevor, yeah, yeah, yeah
[Outro]
Wucka wucka wucka wucka...