[Intro]
One, two, three...

[Verse 1]
I ain't no Greco-Roman wrestler but I still love you, baby
I ain't got no NASA jetpack but I still dig you, baby
No rules, no regulations; just bohemian, that's it

[Chorus]
Well, when my baby, when my baby looks at me
I go to Werribee
When my baby, when my baby looks at me
I go to Werribee
Right down the toilet hole via the bowl
It's free at last, what a blast

[Verse 2]
You knock the wind fair out of my buttocks, baby
You make me void my bowels
You give me irregular bowel movements, baby
We'll party every time my mum lets me

[Chorus]
Whoa, when my baby, when my baby looks at me
I go to Werribee (Werribee!)
When my baby, when my baby looks at me
I go to Werribee (Werribee!)
Right down the toilet hole via the bowl
It's free at last, what a blast