[Verse 1]
Murder, murder, murder, murder
There's a pomegranate up your blurter
Eating fruit is mean and vicious
Keep your hands off Golden Delicious
World Bank is wrong, so is feta
My voodoo man will make it better
My voodoo man speaks only Hindi
Put superglue on my bindi

[Chorus]
Would the last person to leave please turn off the enlightenment?
Would the last person to leave please turn off the enlightenment?

[Verse 2]
I'm lacto-enzyme-oxy intolerant
I use a breathatarian-based emollient
Meditation makes me ebullient
I've never earned a day's emolument

[Chorus]
Would the last person to leave please turn off the enlightenment?
Would the last person to leave please turn off the enlightenment?

[Bridge]
Everywhere, astral-signed hippiness
Primitive as Australopithecus
Panders to some deadhead's wishes
Next we'll be back, burning witches
[Chorus]
Would the last person to leave please turn off the enlightenment?
Would the last person to leave please turn off the enlightenment?
Would the last person to leave please turn off the enlightenment?
Would the last person to leave please turn off the enlightenment?
Would the last person to leave please turn out the enlightenment?
Would the last person to leave please turn out the enlightenment?