[Chorus]
Well, here we go
Kill yourself now and avoid the rush
Baby, well
Kill yourself now and avoid that rush, woo-woo!

[Verse 1]
Well, your life is like a candle
Lighting your way
A beacon in the darkness
So snuff it right away, yeah

[Chorus]
Kill yourself now and avoid the rush
Baby, well
Kill yourself now and avoid that rush, woo-woo!

[Verse 2]
Well the world is like an oyster
A pearl is inside
A fortune waiting for you
So clam up and die
Die! Die! D-I-E spells die!

[Chorus]
Kill yourself now and avoid the rush
Baby, well
Kill yourself now, avoid that rush, avoid that rush
Kill yourself now and avoid the rush
Baby, well
Kill yourself now and avoid that rush
[Bridge]
Bad, bad Leroy Brown
Baddest man in the whole damn town
Badder than ol' King Kong
Meaner than a junkyard dog
Well I'm telling you that there's a guy
That I know called Leroy Brown, yeah
Yeah, Leroy Brown, well, he's a personal friend of mine

[Outro (in reverse)]
Christ is dying
Christ is risen
Christ will come again
This message was written and spoken
By Monseigneur Lucifer Beezlebub