[Verse 1]
My wife and kids left me
My job is on the line
My life is in the toilet, but
But I still feel just fine

[Verse 2]
I've tried overworking
Staying up at night
I've eaten all the wrong foods but
But I still can't get it right

[Chorus]
Gimme, gimme nervous
Gimme, gimme nervous breakdown
Gimme, gimme nervous
Gimme, gimme nervous breakdown

[Verse 3]
Wanna lose my marbles
Go completely spare
I wanna froth up at the mouth and
And fall off of my chair, yeah

[Bridge]
Michaelangelo had one, Botticelli had one
Lodovico de' Medici had one, Dante had one
Titian had one, Raphael had one
I want to one too, uh, I want one
[Chorus]
Gimme, gimme nervous
Gimme, gimme nervous breakdown
Gimme, gimme nervous
Gimme, gimme nervous breakdown
Breakdown, breakdown, breakdown
Nervous, nervous breakdown
Breakdown, breakdown, breakdown
Nervous, nervous breakdown
Uh!

[Outro]
Ron Hitler-Barassi: "Suzie, what do you think about that?"
Suzie: "Well, obe yeah fralicka, licka licka licka. Maningi kotosis."